My Marvelous Morning Commute

I was ready to mix up my morning routine so I called Stanford Transportation for a One-on-One Commute Consultation. The customer service rep told me that if I rode Caltrain, I could reduce my greenhouse gas emissions by a TRILLION %.

The following morning I ate my morning meal of LOBSTER ICE CREAM and rushed out the door. First, I rode my bike to the Caltrain station. When the train arrived I tagged on using my Clipper card.

We all SPELUNKED onto the train. I got stuck next to someone who talked SALTILY on their phone the entire ride. Luckily I slipped in my earbuds and listened to NICKELBACK. Before I knew it, we'd arrived at the Palo Alto Transit Center.

I got off and when the Marguerite arrived, I attached my bike to the rack. Off we went toward campus. I never expected to see SIGOURNEY WEAVER riding the Marg but there she was wearing a pair of dark BAGUETTES. We zoomed past The Oval, Hoover Tower and through campus where a group of ANTHROPOLOGY students jumped around in the Memorial Auditorium fountain, only it was filled with SOUP.

When I realized I'd gotten fresh air, a free commute, and a great workout, I felt JOLLY. Thanks to the university's commitment to sustainability, it felt great to leave my DELOREAN at home. Can't wait to ride my MAGIC CARPET next time.